Top 10 Stories Of The #permianbasin [#humor] #oilfield

By 5th November 2015 Industry News No Comments

Here are the top 10 stories of the Permian Basin for today:

“Texas Sun, Sand & Oil”; Photo Credit: ME

1. Oil, worth nothing.

2. Politics, worth nothing.

3. Oil price forecasting, never right.

4. Burritos, on sale.

5. Oil & Gas equipment at auction, cheaper by the dozen.

6. West Texas Cattle, not trustworthy direction givers.

7. Odessa Texas, great place to raise heck.

8. Midland Texas, great place to raise your kids.

9. Mike Rasco to be inducted into the O&G hall of shame.

10. Last ditch efforts of Pioneer to kill oil prices seen failing by 2080.